Special relativity proven

As I understand it the Theory of special relativity states that as something moves faster time slows down around it. I have proven this beyond any doubt.

The faster you run on a treadmill the longer time stretches. At a full jog 5 minutes will stretch to infinity.

Strange things happpen in this temporal anomaly. Vision turns red, your lungs fall out of your body and your legs turn to jelly. In extreme cases you will lose all control of bodily functions...